Detroit Rock City
Rock it out kids. Detroit Rock City, a feel good film about a high school cover band trying to get to a KISS show in (where do you think?) Detroit! There's chicks, rule breakin', great characters and rock and roll. Sadly this flick may not even be on your radar. The movie came out in 1999, so this R rated masterpiece may not have been allowed in your household as kids—because you know what KISS stands for right? “Knights in Satan’s Service!” Detroit Rock City follows the misadventures of a dastardly bunch of four teenage boys, who CAN NOT get stiffed out of seeing KISS for the third year in a row. Sounds easy enough right? Wrong. Shit-storms for all four of them until the very end, when you as the viewer are as psyched out as you can possibly be because of each dude's epic win. And it has the best sound track ever to boot—all of those well-known sing along classic rock songs. What else could one ask for?
Watch the trailer here :)
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Mean People
Who decided it makes a better day to just shit on all the people around you? No one! The amount of effort and energy it takes to be an asshole could be better used on any other constructive activity. Start planning your own business, take yoga, order food, read a book, tell a joke, or just take a hit of that bowl—whatever suits your fancy. Why would you want to even bother with being a douche? It's a waste of time! Have fun and enjoy life instead of be a sourpuss whose only aspiration is to make those around you feel like less of the person. Learn some respect. I know it’s hard not to caddy at times--what with all the backstabbers and trash on reality TV. We shouldn't be those people, don’t be like those people! Shit. All it’s doing is allowing for crappy attitudes and behaviors that breeding a circle of nastiness. Now those assholes on TV are all the dolla' dolla' bills--happy with that?
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